第5章 小骑士 异种族大统领:从被龙娘捡到开始
诺文看向他纤细的手指,心中一动,一个计划开始成型。
“挺好,不过骑士可不是光外表光鲜就行。”诺文向他招手,“想学两招吗?”
“想!”
松果立刻兴奋起来,握紧小木剑,咿咿呀呀地大喊一声,闭著眼睛就直衝过来!
诺文甚至没动,只是在木剑即將击中时,隨意用拐杖向外一拨。松果的冲势顿时被带歪,一头栽倒在地,摔了个屁股墩。
“再来!”松果揉揉屁股,不屈不挠地爬了起来。
这一次,他努力睁著眼,但结果还是一样。
臂展、身高、体重的差距太大,在成年人类面前,鼠人的攻击毫无作用。
诺文沉吟片刻,改变了策略。
“骑士不光要会近战。试试丟石块和木棍。”他看向跃跃欲试的龙娘,“让安卡拉姐姐陪你练练。”
他展示了一下动作,松果立即学著丟出去,自己踉踉蹌蹌地退了好几步。
龙娘疑惑地盯著那些缓慢的小石子,略微偏了偏头,尾巴隨意一甩,破空声瞬间炸响!
木棍直接在空中就被砸出了两节。
“哇呀!”
诺文敏锐地注意到,即使安卡拉离得很远,松果还是会不由自主地闭上眼睛。
他怕。
或许除了莱茵,每个鼠人都会对龙娘这种超规格的生物本能地感到恐惧。
恐惧,是比刀剑更强大的武器!
诺文脑中立即构想出了一个大胆的计划。
他要演一齣戏。
在这齣戏里,没有鼠人叛乱,没有外人插手,只有天灾!
“今天就到这吧。”他摸摸松果的大耳朵,“我有件事情想要你帮忙。能帮我们找些旧衣服和红顏料吗?”
“嗯!妈妈那儿有好多!”松果点点头,犹豫地看向龙娘,伸出小手。“姐姐!”
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安卡拉欢快地甩著尾巴:“握握手!”
小骑士轻轻碰了一下,抱著自己的小木剑往山中跑去。
...
教堂內,听完诺文阐述的莱茵沉默了许久。
这个计划太过离奇,甚至有些荒诞。
修女最终还是缓缓地点了点头:“要是真的有效,那就再好不过。如果失败...也不会更糟了。”
“谢谢您。”
“成功了再谢谢也不迟。”诺文看向窗外,语气严肃,“我说过,我们会帮忙的。”
安卡拉则歪著脑袋,听得一知半解。
她只记住了自己要做的事情:在指定的地方拔麦苗吃,再时不时抓起几只塞满稻草的假鼠鼠拋著玩。
听起来好有趣!
就在鼠鼠们刚开始赶製稻草人时,一支乱糟糟的队伍已经从丘陵中钻出。
爪牙们推著板车,胡乱地嘰嘰喳喳,为首的,是只肥得连脚都看不清的灰毛鼠人。
脸上的肥肉从破铁桶的洞里挤出来,两颗大板牙坑坑洼洼。左披几块烂铁片,右穿一层破麻布,脖子上还掛著一串果子。
大坏牙耀武扬威地骑著一只堪比棕熊的巨型仓鼠,边走边扯著尖细的破嗓子:
“老爷叫我来巡山~吶!抓只鼠鼠当早餐~吶!”
“喂!破村杂!大牙军阀~驾到!”